[The poor man’s Desiderata in less than one hundred words]
Look for somewhere quiet.
Get on with people.
Avoid fibbing.
Be patient with dorks.
Give louts the elbow.
Don’t be a smartarse.
Don’t just think, do.
Hang on to your job.
Watch out for crooks.
There are some good people out there.
Don’t come the old acid.
Either you like someone or you don’t.
All you need is love.
Listen to your elders.
Grow up.
Get real.
Be nice to yourself.
You belong here.
Everything’s hunky dory.
Be nice to the Almighty.
Stay cool.
This place isn’t that bad.
Cheer up.
Enjoy.