Author: Alexander Fawn

The youth selling rabbits on the side of the road had a large sign to catch the eyes of motorists.

It proclaimed that the rabbits for sale were of the highest quality. It also carried the declaration that they were ‘Bespoke Rabbits’, this was in large red letters. The animals in question were squirming around in a sack. The seller, a rough-looking youth in tatty clothes and a dirty face sat on an upturned milk crate. He occasionally lifted the sign and waved it around to attract attention. He was positioned just before a layby section, allowing prospective buyers to park while negotiating prices. The English teacher from a local school, who happened to be passing, couldn’t resist pulling in. With a smug look, he approached the seller.

“Young man,” he began, “I feel you have a gross misunderstanding of the word ‘bespoke’”

The youth looked around in a shifty manner. “These are top quality rabbits, mate. They are definitely bespoke.”

The man said, “No. They can’t be.”

“They certainly are, I speak for the high quality of them personally!”

The man grinned. “Look. If something is bespoke it means that it is made to an individual order; in other words it is custom-made.”

The salesperson faltered. “Well, there you are, then. I personally placed each rabbit into the sack individually. I’m now prepared to take individual orders.”

The teacher was gobsmacked at the youth’s sense of entrepreneurship.

He bought one.

She stood in the back yard poking away at the flaming brazier when the call came.

The night was cold, but the chore of burning off rubbish had its rewards. The orange glow of dancing flames and the warmth being given off were satisfying. She had long come to the conclusion that any satisfaction she enjoyed would have to be self-made.

She answered with surprise in her voice. After all, it was evening. Who could be phoning this late? Her husband was out playing darts again at the club. She took a deep breath and put the phone to her ear.

“Hello?”

Her friend was gushing. “Have you seen the newsflash… about the car accident?”

“Not really, why?”

“I’ve been watching it. They have a camera crew down on the beach, where the car went over. I thought I recognised the number plate. I mean, I’m so sorry, but I think it’s his!”

“No, no! He’s at the club. He’s in the darts team.”

“See for yourself, switch to the road reports. I don’t know what to say, I’m so sorry…” She rang off.

She sat down in front of the screen as a witness was saying, “…Yes, that’s right. I was travelling behind as the car entered the bend ahead of me, his break lights came on, then it began to swerve violently before continuing across the walkers track and plunging over the cliff. It was horrible!”

She switched off and returned to the fire. As she poked, she smiled at the thought that the woman who lived just down the road from the club would be absolutely distraught when she heard the news.

She stirred the embers, making sure that no trace of the vehicle manual remained.

She was rapidly coming to the conclusion that she was going nowhere fast.

For some time now, she felt that her existence was becoming increasingly pointless. She knew this wasn’t good and that a change was needed. Maybe a change of job, although she was happy with that. A move to another town? A new circle of friends, possibly? It was during the evening when she was surfing the internet, in a hopeful attempt to find some sort of solution, that she came across an article about the butterfly effect. It was certainly all about change and she found it fascinating. Of course, she’d heard about it before, but had never stopped to see the full significance of how powerful the idea could be.

She brewed a fresh cup of coffee and began reading in earnest. The notion being that a tornado can be brought about by a distant butterfly flapping its wings sometime earlier. This whole idea was kicked off by this guy, Lorenz. He was the meteorologist who dreamt the phrase up. He was involved in using computer weather models to make predictions about what the weather was going to do next, and how a small change here can make a big change there. It was fascinating stuff! This was what she needed, she thought. She needed a flapping of the wings. Just some small, insignificant even, change in her life. She sat thinking about it late into the evening, before turning in for the night.

The following day was a Saturday and she decided to take a trip into town. She just needed to get out. She’d been staying in and brooding a lot lately, she knew it would do her good to wander around the shops for a while. This, in itself would be a change, she thought. She had just got off the bus when the shop across the road caught her eye. She couldn’t remember seeing a jewellry store there before. It may be new, she wasn’t sure. It was the huge window display that really caught her attention. There were dozens of really pretty items in the window, including a number of beautifully coloured butterflies. Just for a moment, she thought she heard a flapping as her pulse quickened. She went in.

The shop was quiet as she approached the counter. She crouched down and gazed beneath at the attractive layout of jewellry. She had never been interested in items of this kind… that would definitely be a change, she thought. There was a lovely selection of delicately coloured butterfly broaches, rings and pendants. It was the necklace that really grabbed her attention. It was at the very moment that she decided to buy it that she saw the small card propped at the centre of the display. It read: Tornado Jewellry!

She gave a silent gasp as she took in the significance of what she was reading. The shock of it rippled through her body. She began to tremble and felt her knees grow weak. She clung to the counter top to draw herself up. She gasped again as she came face to face with the young man now standing behind the counter.

He smiled with a touch of embarrassment.

She could see he felt awkward about making her jump.

“I’m sorry, miss,” he said.

She blushed and shook her head, not quite knowing what to say.

With a larger smile, he straightened his tie. “How can I help you?” he said.

The woman entered the dog refuge with a great deal of apprehension.

She was a middle-aged widow, looking for a companion. She had given the matter a great deal of thought before making the trip into town. She was still nervous about making such a big change in her life. She didn’t have to make any decisions straight away. She would just take a look around, nothing else, if that’s what she wanted. She had heard good things about the refuge home.

After introducing herself, she was told that she could stroll between the cages unaccompanied if that was what she preferred. There was a great deal of barking as soon as she entered. She went through slowly, reading the cards. Some of the names were quite inventive and unusual. She began wondering how so many of them ended up in the place. She was about half way down the long aisle when she saw the name ‘Lulu’ on the card. Looking in, she saw no sign of the dog. After a while, she whispered the name. At this, a young, well-kept animal pushed its way out of a blanket in the corner of the enclosure. It trotted obediently across to the sound of its name.

The woman was delighted. She crouched down, and through the cage, stroked the soft hair of its head, saying, “Hello. My best friend at school was a Lulu.”

The dog whined and nuzzled the hand.

“You know, we never had pets,” she went on, “My late husband, bless him, just couldn’t be around animals of any kind, he was allergic, you see?”

Lulu gave a little whine.

“Oh! No! Don’t you worry about that, I’ve never had that trouble.”

Lulu’s head bounced, as though she understood.

“And,” she went on, “we never had any children. Couldn’t, you see.”

Another whine and some hand licking.

“Ah! That’s nice,” she said softly, “you like me do you?”

This was answered with a delicate yip.

“Well, I like you too. I’ve never owned a dog. We’ll have to work on it together, alright?”

Two paws came up and hung onto the cage. The wide-eyed dog, Lulu, gave a soft, yet satisfying bark.

The woman whispered, “OK then,” and reluctantly left the animal looking worried, while she returned to the office to make arrangements.

She had no idea it would be so easy!

For those who faced the challenge.

For those who took the hit.

For everyone who self-imposed,

In order not to transmit.

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Are these memories of a bygone time?

Is the brunt of it truly passed?

Will it ever completely peter out?

Will there be an actual last?

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So many privileges stolen,

With freedoms and rights curtailed.

Dispossessed by the routine of it,

With an antigen test that’s failed.

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Floors, walls and ceilings,

That may or may not be homely.

Using books and the internet,

Still left those feeling lonely.

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Using unbidden musings to fill the time;

Are these problems self-inflicted?

Are there addictions being born,

With no ending clearly predicted?

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Not feeling welcome in that new world,

Despite being part of a great endeavour.

No choice, but to take one’s time,

Knowing it’s not the beginning of forever.

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Bonding reluctantly with all those

Distant and unknown others.

Embroiled and feeling trapped,

With an isolation that smothers.

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An embroilment that had those trapped,

While the purpose was understood,

A mask-free coffee in a café…

Well, it just never sounded so good!

He heard about what had happened and called in to see him.

He found his friend in very low spirits. He could see how much grief there was and wondered whether he should have given it a bit more time before calling in. Seeing the state he was in he said he’d leave, giving the other time to come to terms with the fact that she was gone. He was told, no, it was OK, the company would do him good. He was asked when it happened and told that she went last night. He started to sob saying that they had actually been very happy with each other until recently. He talked about the special times they’d spent together. For several years there had never been any real problems, he said, then it all changed a few weeks back. He buried his head in his hands and began to cry again.

His friend felt that he did need to buck himself up a bit.

“Look,” he said, “I’m really sorry that she’s gone mate, I really am, but you have to move on.”

His friend looked up. “That’s easy for you to say!”

“It is! I’m telling you,” he persisted, “you should go straight down to the pet shop in the morning and get yourself another guinea pig!”

This budding delinquent went to market. This budding delinquent stayed at home. This budding delinquent had roast beef. This budding delinquent had none. This budding delinquent went… it’s not known where he went at this time.

The one at the market did some shopping and stole nothing on that occasion. The one at home played a video game without smoking pot. The one that ate roast beef was eating what his mother had cooked and not food purloined from a convenience store. The one that had none was content to give shoplifting a rest for a while.

The one that went somewhere, was reading ‘This Little Piggy’ by Mother Goose, while waiting for his case to be called.

The incident occurred on the night the house-breaker gave a hitchhiker a lift.

Looking back, he wondered why he had done it. After all, he’d just robbed a house of all its valuables and was returning home in order to empty his boot and fill the shelves in the back room with even more stolen goods. It must have been bravado. Anyway, he was trying to get to the same town, so he got in. They soon got chatting. The driver asked what had brought the man out, thumbing a lift so late at night. It was at this point that the conversation took on a strangeness. He was told that it was a regular habit of his to visit people that had wandered off the straight and narrow path to salvation.

“A specialist do-gooder, if you like. I try to have such wrong-doers realise that in the end crime just doesn’t pay,” he said, grinning at the man who had just committed burglary. “I suppose you could say that I use unconventional ways of spreading the good word.”

The driver felt his hands begin to tremble on the steering wheel. He said, “I don’t know who you are. What do you want?”

The other waved the idea off. “Want? Nothing special, you don’t have to take me into town, just drop me off at your place and you’ll not see or hear from me again; I promise.”

“OK. I’ll do that, but I don’t see…”

“No, of course not,” the other interrupted, ‘you’re not meant to. By the way, have you lost your phone?

The driver, now very nervous and confused, patted his pocket.

“Don’t bother, I picked your pocket and left it on the floor in the living room back there. Oh! Yes, I also tripped the house alarm soon after you drove off.”

“How…?” the crook began, turning to the other as he swung into the entrance of his road. The seat was empty.

Up ahead, a police car was parked in his driveway with its blue light flashing.

A grinning constable was holding up his phone.

He was on his way to buy her a present when it happened.

The shops were busy, it being only a week before Christmas. The idea of what to get her came to him some time earlier when he called in at her place. He had arranged a time to pick her up for going to the cinema on the following night. As usual, at that time, he’d got chatting with her dad and it came out that she was keen to get the latest music CD by her favourite group. Just between them, it was decided that he would be the one to buy it for her. He got off the bus and made his way to the store in the shopping centre where he usually went.

He had taken the escalator to the upper floor and was walking towards the shop when he saw them. Saw them and heard them. She was with a man that he felt he recognised as one of her work mates from the office. They were holding hands and laughing. As the couple moved through the crowd below he confirmed that it was definitely him. He stood and watched as they navigated their way through the shoppers, with him now with his arm around her waist and her cuddling up close and still laughing.

No longer intending to visit the music shop, he looked around for a café. After settling down with a much needed cup of coffee, he slowly allowed the swell of emotions to ebb away. He sat thinking for a long time. In a way, he wasn’t that surprised. It felt strange that more than anything he felt a sense of loss that he wouldn’t be seeing her dad again! He had really liked him. Anyway, that was the way it was.

On a far more positive note, he realised that he’d made two savings, the cost of a CD and a whole lot of future heartaches…

Do you know what

Really hits the spot,

When in the chair that I’ve got,

When it isn’t too hot,

With no flies to swat,

With the cat on the trot,

And the birds caring not,

On my favourite plot?

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Traffic out of earshot.

A garden within eyeshot.

In my own Camelot.

It is there that I squat,

Ignoring the rot,

Not caring a dot,

Or even a jot,

In limbo somewhat…

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I do it a lot!