Roundabouts

He sat down with his son’s manuscript; the first chapter of his long-awaited book.

As a father, he was very proud, of course. He was delighted that his boy, a schoolboy, should embark on such a project, and one that was completely outside of the school curriculum. He began to read…

Chapter One

The Discovery

The man in the heavy blue duffle coat; blue because ‘Harry’s Smartware Emporium’ on the corner of Tudor Road and Plantagenet Street had run out of black, got out of the midnight blue, two-door hire car, rented from the ‘Self-drive Corporation’ at the end of Lancaster Street during the early hours of the morning as a result of his own silver-grey four-door saloon car being in for repairs, resulting from a road accident that wasn’t his fault.

Straightening, he carelessly crushed the paper cup that had held his Long Macchiato with his usual double hit of espresso, purchased only minutes ago from the ‘Happy Butterfly Café’ next door to “Mister Chin’s Chinese Takeaway’, and tossed it into the gutter.

He knew the man he was here to see was damaged goods and decidedly dodgy. Not damaged in the way some common kitchen utensil might get damaged if the owner used it inappropriately to prise the lid off a container of instant coffee, not the sort of damage that left the thing bent a little, no, more like the kind of damage the would be brought about if a twelve-ton steamroller went straight over something made of a very brittle plastic, like a small measuring cup; that kind of damage.

Despite this, he…

The father stopped reading and looked up.

Shrugging, the boy said, “Of course, it’s not quite finished yet.”

“Erm…”

The boy goes on, “There’s an interesting piece coming up where he tries to walk across a roundabout.”

“Yes, well, on the subject of roundabouts, I see in this… traffic lights, junctions, crossroads, detours, roadworks, and all manner of things slowing you down.”

The boy brightens. “As a matter of fact, there is an incident involving a detour.”

As he continues to read his father whispers, “I’m sure there is.”

Newbie

The invitation card called for suit and tie.

This sort of clothing wasn’t at all fashionable in his world. His ambiance was more like tracksuit and slippers while manipulating things on a keyboard. The fact that he was a hacker was not widely known, not even among his friends. With his day job paying for all his necessities, he only regarded his evening pastime as a hobby. Over a number of years, he had become very good at what he did. In fact, he often surprised himself with what he could do. He had been to places within the internet that people simply couldn’t go. On occasion, he had felt that others were somehow aware of his presence. Naturally, it had occurred to him that the gentleman who had approached him in the shopping centre with the plain envelope may have knowledge concerning what he thought were his clandestine evening activities.

He had been given two days to present himself at the address provided on the card; sufficient time to rediscover his best suit, tie and shoes. It was also time enough for him to come to terms with the fact that he was perfectly willing to go along with whatever was about to transpire.

At the appointed time and place, outside the main entrance of one of the cities most prestigious buildings, the man that had given him the invitation smiled as he approached. With his finger to his lips the man shook his hand and guided him silently, through to the elevators. They entered one, and after a long ride up, came out onto a long hallway. He was led to a side door. His chaperon entered and announced their arrival.

It was a large boardroom with a central table. A number of professional looking people, both men and women of multicultural appearance, were seated.

On entering, they all rose.

It was obvious that his world was about to change. Whoever they were, and whatever he was about to become part of, he was very comfortable with the fact that he was the newbie.

Bamboo

When his cat died in November he had no one to talk to.

He stands, cup in hand, looking out at a spot near the back fence. He had never been much of a gregarious person, but shooting the breeze with his little mate had kept him going somehow. Was it him, or his sense of belonging? He wasn’t sure. There were others, of course; other people that were there in his life, available for conversation. Those that would happily ask how he was doing, or did he need something, kind neighbours. Even the friendly postman that delivered twice a week would stop and talk about the weather and how well his moped was running. He knows people mean well, but none of them can replace the friendly chats that he had enjoyed with Arnold. Although it had never been anything other than a one way kind of thing, he felt that his loving friend had understood him, had known what he was thinking or how he felt. Most of the time they would just sit together, just sit, saying nothing.

He had gone quietly, in his sleep. That’s how he found him all those empty months ago, curled up in his basket, not moving. Wrapping him up and burying him in the garden had been such a hard thing to do. He recalled how he’d spent an age in the shed looking for the longest piece of bamboo to use as a marker.

It is easily seen from the kitchen window. In the mornings, sipping on his first cup of tea, he looks out at it and nods. He pays his respects to a friend that he misses. A companion that was always there for him… after she, his loving partner, had been taken from him a few years back.

He likes to watch as the stick slowly lights up with the morning sun… and he gives thanks.

Elevenses

He had only met up with his companion recently.

Apparently he had come way down country, just for a spell. He seemed to be a bit strange, but they’d shared the room for a couple of days and the company was good. As for himself, he sat on the window ledge looking down into the street. He was anxiously waiting for the woman to appear. She had been out doing her regular morning shopping for food and he was getting hungry. The newcomer was still fast asleep on the couch. Finally, he saw her crossing the road and entering the building. She was a large woman and obviously struggling with two full shopping bags. Just the site of it made him even more ravenous. Here comes our elevenses, he thought.

He went over to his roommate and gave him a prod. He just twitched a little and went back to sleep. He heard the drone of the elevator, the jangle of her keys, he heard her coming in and putting the bags down in the kitchen. Any moment now, she’d be coming into the room. He was now quite heady with excitement. Surely, the newcomer could smell that!

He poked him again; still nothing. He didn’t seem interested in a midmorning snack.

Maybe, he thought, that’s just the way mosquitos are from up north.

Specificity

His ten-year-old son had been missing for almost a year.

He was a widower and the boy obviously meant a lot to him. The youngster had been playing in the front garden on the day. Only one witness, a woman who lived on the same street, saw him wandering off towards the end of the road. The father could have no complaints about the massive effort put in by the police. Now, registered officially as a missing person and all activity on the case faded away, he turned to the internet for some sort of agency that dealt with this kind of thing. Some company that took on the job of searching beyond where the police had left off.

He had never been good at searching on the computer and had inadvertently ended up with a site that looked positively gothic. Even to his untrained eye, the area of the internet he was looking at seemed somewhat irregular. It claimed that it had a track record second to none for finding lost children. It wasn’t cheap, but the testimonials were impressive. Reading through the introduction he learnt that it guaranteed to locate and return the missing child within twenty-four hours from the time payment was received. With little hesitation, he sat down that evening and began the registration process. It involved filling out an extremely detailed application form that went on for several pages. At the end of a gruelling hour and a half, he paid the fee using the account details provided.

It was early evening on the following day that he was startled by a knock at the front door. Opening it, he found he was looking at a young girl.

She said, “My name is Rosy, I have been returned to you. Where’s my mummy?”

He had also never been good at filling out forms.

Misunderstandings

The neighbour had just popped in to visit his friend.

He had only just sat down when a bell sounded somewhere and he was left sipping his coffee while the man went to answer the phone. A minute or two later his friend’s daughter wandered into the room clutching a soft toy.

She seemed to be rather precocious as she came up to him holding it out to show him what it was.

“It’s a penguin,” he blurted.

She hugged it, saying, “Yes, he’s only a baby.”

He was feeling awkward. Now that his wife was gone and his children were living overseas, he had lost touch with the earlier generation. Nevertheless, he took a leap of faith.

“There’s a funny thing,” he began, “you’ll never guess what happened to me the other day when I was driving home.”

She cuddled her toy, saying, “What happened?

“Well now, just standing there in the middle of the road was a baby penguin!”

The girl’s eyes widened. “A real one?”

“Yes, a real one?”

“What did you do?”

“Ah! That’s the interesting thing, you see. The next day I took him to the zoo.”

The girl sat enthralled. He sat waiting for her to break the silence. She did. “What happened then, was everything alright?”

“Oh yes,” he replied, “it certainly was. He enjoyed it so much I’m taking him to the cinema next week!” He chuckled. She wasn’t laughing. “What do you think of that, eh?”

The girl looked perplexed. She said, “What about its mummy and daddy?”

He frowned, “What do you mean?”

“Where’s its mummy and daddy?” Her eyes began to water. “If it was only a baby and all alone, someone has to find its mummy and daddy.”

Just then he heard his friend hanging up.

“Yes, OK,” said the story-teller quickly. “I’ll do my best to find them.”

“That would be nice,” she said, wiping her eyes. “It must have its mummy and daddy,” she repeated softly as she wandered off.

The father came back, shaking his head. “Sorry about that. It’s supposed to be my day off! Trouble in the office; turns out it was only a misunderstanding. They can creep up on you, can’t they?”

The neighbour said under his breath, “They certainly can.”

Vanish

She had settled down nicely in the new town, albeit in a foreign country.

She soon picked the language up and had made several new friends. The house she had rented was adequate for her immediate purposes and the town had all of the services and shops that you would expect. It was while on one of these regular shopping trips that the incident occurred… yet again. She’d been through the checkout and was loaded up with two full bags. As she came out of the shop, she heard somebody call out.

It was a tourist. He came rushing up to her with a broad smile.

“Well! Look at you,” he said, “it must be fifteen years, at least! Our mystery, disappearing neighbour.”

She frowned heavily. “I have no idea who you are,” she said, in a foreign tongue.

He stood gaping.

She shrugged and hurried off with her shopping. No bus today, two blocks away she hailed a taxi. She got dropped off several streets before her destination. Walking the rest of the way she removed the card from her phone and dropped it down a roadside drain. A short distance further on she found a bin and tossed the phone in. Once she was in the house, she knew the routine. She dumped the shopping bags on the kitchen table, packed a suitcase, opened the metal combination case, removed the leather pouch, selected a passport along with matching currency, used the backup prepaid phone to book a flight and called a taxi.

She would have to vanish again…

Pillars

Stand in awe, staring into a thousand trunks.

A clamour of magnificent pillars, riotous in their cavalcade.

Each one different to the very last;

By their girth, their height, their colour, their texture.

All with branches disappearing into the upper green of the forest.

On these pillars, a disorder is found through a myriad of patterns.

And through this medley of shapes, this disorder, comes a variety;

Seemingly unplanned within its diversity.

A wooded scene that combines how nature expresses its propensity for individuality

And its innate ability to show what beauty can be found in such a random scene.

Pillars; magnificent pillars!

Value

He came to, slumped in a chair.

The chair was bolted to the concrete floor and his ankles were chained to the legs. He was in a dimly lit room that he didn’t recognise. A vague memory came back of being snatched from the street and bundled into a van. Then, the recollection of being questioned by the two unsavoury ruffians for hours on end. He was exhausted. He had no idea what they wanted. Over and over, he had tried to explain that they obviously had the wrong person. This had no effect; they were convinced that he was holding back. When they left for a break, they assured him that there would be no more gentle questioning when they return.

He heard voices and a metallic rattling from somewhere beyond the door. Moments later they came in, pushing a metal trolley covered with what looked like medical instruments. They parked it beside him and stood grinning at him.

He fingered the remote control in his pocket and found the button.

Just before pressing it, he reflected on the true value of time travel…

Prioritisation

He was now counting the days.

They’d been a long two years, but his sentence was about to end. Just a couple of days to go. Seven years of house burglaries had brought him to this. He sat in his cell reflecting on the hardships of prison life, the things he missed, his wife’s affection and being able to play with the kids. He missed his privacy, his loss of freedom, the company of friends, going out drinking with his mates, attending football matches at his local club and the occasional fishing trips. He missed his favourite meals, his magazine collection, being able to go to the movies or visiting his favourite café, but at the end of the day, it was all about priorities.

Then, he thought about the stolen items that had been recovered before they were sold for cash. He thought about all that cash; about how none of it from all those robberies was ever recovered.

He grinned, as he thought about the fact that only he knew exactly where he had buried it.