Author: Alexander Fawn

As a young single man he found that he preferred women who wore glasses.

He sat pondering about it. He couldn’t remember a time when he didn’t feel that way. He guessed that it was simply a case of how he saw them. Do they make a woman look more intelligent? Perhaps that was it. There again, it may have been some film star that he subconsciously associated with any woman wearing them. Or did it go even deeper than that. His mother wore glasses, and he had always loved his mother. Whatever it was, he imagined this had been some psychological thing that had developed over time.

He was still slouched in his armchair thinking about all this, when a thought struck him. It occurred to him that any woman who had to wear glasses, obviously had poor eyesight. He got up and went into the bathroom.

Maybe it is because… he looked in the mirror, because if truth be told, he really was quite ugly.

A daydream can be a cleansing thing,

It can be a therapy.

It can gently stir the soul,

When it’s done deliberately.

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Arrange the images for your own delight.

Encourage those peaceful to be posed.

Whether in colour or black and white,

It’s best when the eyes are closed.

Enter the spread of the cosmos.

Where the one can become the many.

Float in an ocean of silence,

Working through shadows of memory.

–

Let the mental leaves fall,

As they slowly fill the void.

Let it all come to rest,

With a sense of repose employed.

–

Find somewhere quiet and safe,

And images form coherently.

Don’t close the door once opened.

It really is a therapy!

She rushed along the hall, shivering.

She had slipped a coat on over her nightie. It wasn’t the cold, it was her jangling nerves that had her shaking. That nice old man at the front desk will sort this out, she thought. She ran into the reception area. It was dimly lit. She hadn’t stopped to look at the time, she only knew that it was late evening. There was no one around, so she went to the counter looking for a bell. The place was eerily quiet and she felt a touch of panic creeping in. No bell in sight. She called out a couple of times and got no response. She went behind and looked underneath for it; nothing. She straightened up and checked the counter top again. She moved some magazines and found the button. She gave it a good press and waited.

She noticed a small red light was flashing under the counter that wasn’t there before. She went to one of the armchairs and slumped into it. Calming down a little, she was disappointed and thought about how the guesthouse had been personally recommended by a friend.

After several minutes the man appeared in his dressing gown. Trying hard to smile through a sleepy face. He went to the counter and pointed to the button.

“I take it you pressed this, yes?”

“Yes…” she began.

“Oh! Well, can’t be helped,” he muttered, looking up at the clock.

She pushed herself up out of the chair. “What do you mean?”

“You weren’t to know, I suppose. We’ve had a bit of trouble. That’s the duress button!”

Her eyes widened.

“It goes straight to the local police station,” he said, looking at the clock again. “Should be here any minute.”

She was trying to take everything in and went to speak.

He quickly asked, “Anyway, how can I help you?”

“There’s a spider on my bedroom ceiling.”

The moment she entered the antique shop she knew something wasn’t… wasn’t quite right.

She had often walked through the narrow passage that brought her here and would swear it had never been here before. It was only her love of books that stopped her from turning around and leaving. Besides, this dingy, little shop with its walls crammed with old editions had intrigued her when peering through the dirty front window. She stood inside for a moment, breathing in the age of the place. She could see nothing but books. Nobody seemed to be in attendance. There was something unnerving about it. Shrugging off the foreboding atmosphere, she began to stroll along the nearest shelf, reading titles. One instantly caught her eye. The spine, although obviously very old, was her favourite shade of purple and had the strange title of ‘Her Book”.

She slid it out, caressing the cover and sniffing it. There was something special about it. Opening it, she looked inside expecting a price to be pencilled there, but there was nothing. She looked around again, but found she was still alone. She turned to the first page and read, Chapter One. The moment she entered the antique shop she knew something wasn’t… wasn’t quite right.

Without hesitation, she quickly closed the book and left!

The woman had travelled a long way that day.

The principality of Asturias, a region of northwest Spain, was particularly picturesque at that time of year, but she had hardly noticed. She was naturally tired with stiff joints when she climbed down from the bus. As the vehicle pulled away she crossed the road and stood taking in the scene, one that she remembered, the place she had left two decades before. This was a tiny medieval village and a tourist attraction; but she was not a tourist. She still had a distance to walk, but although exhausted from the journey she would steel herself for what lay ahead.

As planned, she arrived at the old bakery shop a little before closing time.

It was empty when she entered. She stood looking around for several moments before moving forward. She was disappointed to find a stranger behind the counter. Asking for the manager, the man explained that the original owner of the bakery had passed away a few years ago and he now owned and managed the shop.

On hearing this she broke down with a flood of tears. The owner shut the shop and settled her down in a back room, bringing her a glass of water. She thanked him and began her story. She told about the years of slavery, abuse and neglect she had suffered while working for the previous owner, about how she had finally managed to run away to get as far from him as she could, how she had been forced to make her living on the streets, and how she had saved up enough money to revisit this awful place; to see that justice was done.

She finally stopped speaking and her head slowly drooped. Her awful tale had come to an end. She sat in silence for a while. He, not knowing what to say, stayed quiet. When she looked up and their eyes met, he could see something in them; a fierceness, a maniacal hatred of things past, a vengeance. Methodically, she unzipped her purse and drew out the gun. She held it in her lap and paused.

In that moment they shared a mutual awareness.

He realised that she had only returned for revenge, and she realised that this stranger would adequately fulfil her needs…

Nobody serving on the committee had any respect for the chairman.

Although this was the case, and despite all of the grumblings behind the chairman’s back, it took a long time of brooding on the subject before the rest of the committee got together and decided to take action. A vote of no confidence was held and a new chair was voted in. However, it didn’t take long to realise that the new chair was no better than the first, probably worse. A short while after this, another vote was taken and a new chair was appointed. Being well aware of the history prior to his appointment the new chair was particularly careful not to rock the boat.

Unfortunately, this didn’t work in his favour. His performance was seen as being too wishy-washy. Another vote was taken and another chair was installed. This went well for a bit until the new chair got sick and the deputy chair took over. The deputy wasn’t up to the job and it was not known how long the latest chair would be away. As a result, a new chair was voted in. The new chair also reflected on the way things had been going, but decided to take a different tack. It was decided that a greater sense of discipline was needed to run the committee. This tougher approach caused a fair bit of dissention and an urgent vote was held that saw the original chair voted back in.

With the original chair back in place, a discussion was held regarding the fact that the committee was originally formed in order to review the rules of holding committee meetings. It was generally agreed that because the work of the committee had been continually impeded by constant changes to the chair, the committee should be disbanded.

A vote was held…

The girl was busy in the kitchen of her ground floor apartment, when she heard a commotion from outside.

She went to the front and peered out into the street. Nothing. Only the crusty old woman opposite staring across at her. She felt like poking her tongue out, but she didn’t. Instead, she went back to chopping onions. About half-an-hour had past and she was about to set the oven for baking when her front door bell rang. On opening the door she was surprised to see a police constable.

His greeting was curt. “Good morning, miss.”

He held a tiny creature in gloved hands. She stared at it. Two pathetic looking eyes stared up at her with heartbreaking innocence. It was trembling. It looked positively nervous. She felt a strong wave of emotion run through her. It was probably the intimidating presence of the policeman in his stand-out uniform and his stern features that made her blurt it out. “What is it?”

He frowned. “Well, I’m given to understand that it’s a gerbil.”

“A what?”

“A gerbil, miss.”

She smiled down at it and purred, “How cute.”

The policeman stiffened. “I should inform you that there has been a serious incident.”

Her heart thumped. “Oh?”

“From what we’ve gathered, about an hour ago this animal ran across the street a short distance up from here, causing a young boy riding his bicycle to swerve violently into the path of an oncoming vehicle.”

“Oh! That’s awful!”

“Quite right, miss. As it happens, the boy was not badly hurt. He was taken to hospital, where he is being treated for minor scrapes and bruises.”

“Thank goodness.”

The constable went on. “However, the vehicle, owned by a local building company, careered wildly to the end of the street entering the junction with the main road, where it collided with two vehicles and tipped over, dropping its load of sand.”

Her hand flew to her mouth.

He turned his head. “Although not visible from here, I can assure you that this has created havoc up there at the main road.”

She looked back down at the cute little face with its ginger fluff and quivering whiskers. She said, “And you’re telling me all this, because?”

“Yes, well, we have a witness statement from the woman across the road who says she saw this animal crawl out from under your front gate at around ten o’clock this morning.”

“Oh! Really?”

“Yes miss.”

“I wonder where it came from.”

He gave a long sigh. “I take it then miss; you do not own this animal.”

She looked startled by the question. “Mine? No!”

She looked down once more into those pathetic little eyes. She wiped at the tears forming in her own eyes.

He raised his eyebrows.

“Onions,” she said.

“Onions?”

“Yes, I’ve been chopping onions.”

He gave her a queer look, turned slowly and walked away. She went back to her cooking.

That evening she reflected on the strange events of the day. She decided that she simply needed to move on.

She wrapped the little cage with its defective door latch in newspaper and dropped it into the bin, quietly.

He was going through his father’s belongings when he found it.

He had come back from overseas, where he was now living, to attend the funeral. He was the only child and it fell to him to settle the affairs. His mother was long gone, having had a nasty accident in the garden when she was barely middle-aged. It was just about all over and he was sifting through a few odds and ends when he thought about the old man’s laptop. More out of curiosity than anything, he opened it up to see what was on it. There was nothing special, except for a protected file that was titled ‘Private Journal’. Despite feeling that he was being intrusive, he tried a few passwords that didn’t work. The hint read, ‘a backward animal’. Then, remembering his long-time companion, a bullmastiff named Boxer, he typed in ‘rexob’ and it opened.

That was easy, he thought.

With the opening paragraph in front of him, he started to read. ‘I was just fourteen when I first discovered my true calling. With careful planning, I was able to kill the woman who managed the florist shop. I did it in her back garden, making it look as though she tripped and cracked her skull. It was a full year before I went on to…’

With a sharp intake of breath, he grimaced and squeezed his eyes shut.

His whole body was trembling.

He managed to partly open one eye; just enough for him to hit delete.

The whole thing started the day they discovered that Momo had got out.

Despite it being a much loved pet, the wire mesh door hadn’t been latched properly on the rabbit’s cage and they couldn’t find it anywhere in the garden. The girl had called it Momo because of the dark patches on either side of its nose, looking like a moustache. It was decided that the animal must have got out during the night. Knowing how much the animal meant to his daughter, with the help of others, the father soon had posters going up around the town.

The following morning a more urgent incident had been given top priority by the local police. Earlier that day a young boy had gone missing from the main shopping centre in town. His mother had arrived at the shops soon after they opened and was selecting an item from a shelf when she noticed her five-year-old was nowhere to be seen. After searching the store and checking outside and around the carpark, she informed the store manager, who then rang the police.

Later that morning’ some distance away, a pensioner had been taking his usual stroll around a nearby park. He was taking a break by sitting on a low wall, when he saw something quite unusual. It was a child walking towards him, carrying a rabbit! The boy was upset because he was lost. As far as the old man could make out, from what the boy was trying to tell him between sobs, was that he had found the rabbit near the entrance to the shops. Like the boy, the man had seen the posters. The funny markings on its face was confirmation that it was definitely the missing rabbit. He had tried to pick it up, but it had hopped away. He had followed it for some time before he was finally able to catch it. Unhappily, by that time, he was lost.

The old man listened to the boy’s story with great interest and half an hour later, the old man, along with the boy holding the rabbit, walked into the town’s police station.

It has to be said that not every story ends that well.

The craft hovered in the silent blackness of space.

On board, several beings were discussing plans to invade; invade and conquer. Earth was easy pickings. Remove all life forms and plunder the planet’s resources. Sounded good, but not all of them went along with the commander’s idea. He wanted to transmogrify a battalion, around a thousand of his foot soldiers into domestic cats and drop a company of them on each continent. They could come back later when the breeding had tipped the scale in their favour. At that point the soldiers could revert back to their original form and take over. However, the general consensus being that this would be much too slow. Several of the more senior ship’s officers just wanted to get home to their loved ones.

Then came the idea about rabbits; those guys could really breed. They were rodents capable of reproducing at a far greater rate. The females could have more than one litter a year. It was the case that a female could actually have a number of litters, as their gestation period was around just one month. This plan was seen as an improvement; even the commander saw the advantages of just growing and army much quicker. However, despite this new approach having obvious merit, it took only a short spell of research into the planet’s fauna to discover the attributes of the African Driver ant. Here was an insect, whose queen was capable of laying broods with up to a prestigious three to four million eggs every twenty-five days!

 It soon became apparent that by using the ant, a massive army could be generated with enormous speed. It meant that their mission could be accomplished in no time at all and they could all go home early. To this end, a handful of soldiers were transformed into these tiny creatures, with a senior ranking officer being made the queen. These were kept in one of their laboratory’s testing rooms, with a number of technicians seated at a viewing window, observing and recording the rate of expansion. For some strange reason that will probably never be known, the ants began to multiply exponentially, and during one of the mandatory rest periods for the technical staff, the observation room filled to its capacity with test subjects.

When the mass of creatures eventually burst through the room’s viewing window, it went unnoticed on the main deck. For some considerable time, the fact that the security cameras throughout the entire laboratory section were all producing black screens, went unseen. When this eventually came to the attention of the relevant operative it was put down to a power fault, and not that all lenses were smothered by a dense mass of African Driver ants. The main reason for the alien responsible for monitoring all screens not seeing this has to be put down to a distraction on the ship’s deck. A container of crystal styluses were knocked to the floor. These were gathered up quickly on account of their precious nature, being used to mark and direct information screens in a wide range of manner of search and navigational operations.

When it was eventually observed that the entire space craft’s network of cameras were all registering blank screens on deck, it was far too late to do anything about it. The solid mass of ants, with its volume exponentially expanding, was only moments away from breaching the reinforced walls of the most important section of the ship. This, quite naturally, being the main deck. With this final filling of the craft’s interior, the outer structure, including the skin of the entire craft, began to crack. Within moments, it exploded under the immense pressure being exerted by the ever increasing mass of insects that completely filled every tiny cranny of the enormous ship. This created an enormous burst of tiny fragments of the original space craft, along with many dead alien bodies.

In an absolutely remarkable coincidence, this amazing catastrophe, this potential demise of all human life on the planet, was only seen as a miniscule blip on the screen at the SETI Institute. Remarkably enough, this went unseen when a researcher knocked over a container of pencils that clattered to the floor, causing the monitoring technician to jump and look away from the screen at that very moment.

Even if the existence of these two distracting events, both on Earth and in space, were known, it’s doubtful, despite the apparent overload of significance at play, whether any real sense could be made of it…