Darth

Looking back, he’d had a really bad time with his first job, after leaving school.

It was all down to the site supervisor. He was a nasty piece of work. None of the workers liked him. He was coarse and rude and never had a good word to say. He never gave credit for any of the work carried out on site. He was generally regarded as evil by those who worked under him. The school leaver hated him with a vengeance! It was because of his black bomber jacket and black beanie, he had been given the most appropriate nickname of Darth. When he strolled onto the company’s latest construction site, he certainly looked like the baddie from the movie. Despite this, the young man liked the job and found he was able to learn a lot from the various tradesmen that he worked under.

All this was at a time when the country was experiencing a prolonged downturn in the economy and the construction industry was hit hard. Job opportunities were becoming scarce. He started out as a site gopher or general dogsbody who was on call nonstop. This was how he became familiar with other trades. The work was hard, but the pay was good.

As a result of this, he was determined to hang on to his job at all costs. This meant dealing with Darth in his own way. In the main this consisted of him having murderous thoughts about the boss on an ongoing basis. In other words, whenever he came on site he would imagine different ways of polishing him off. These were relatively moderate at first, with ideas about opening up his lunchbox and sprinkling rat poison on his sandwiches or pouring poison into his tea flask. As time went on, thoughts of pushing him off one of the upper floors or dropping something extremely heavy on him from a height were his favourites. However, over the years, these powerful fantasies culminated with him being satisfied with regularly imagining beating him to death with a shovel.

After spending the first half a dozen years of his working life with the construction company, he moved on to join a small firm in the housing sector. By that time he’d had enough experience as a brick layer to take up the trade. He had been working for the firm for around a year when it happened. He’d been out visiting friends and was returning home late in the evening. Coming back into town he saw a man stagger out of the pub. He strolled out into the middle of the street and stopped to take his phone out of his pocket. He recognised him straight away. The man just stood there looking at his phone. It was Darth! The man himself. The evil swine who had caused so much hatred and with it the burning desire for revenge.

As his car drew closer, the man didn’t even look up. He just stood there, head down.

At the last moment he yanked on the steering wheel and swerved around him.

For some, with the years comes wisdom.

Reflection

The young man from menswear wasn’t happy about the transfer.

He knew it was only temporary, while the two ladies that usually worked in that department were off sick. Management had said that it couldn’t be helped. They had hinted that this would look good on his record, if he wanted to get on in the company. He had resigned himself to it. He stood looking at the racks of women’s clothes, hoping the department head was right when he said that Tuesdays were always quiet. That was true for the first hour or so, that’s when the woman appeared. She was tall and slim and reasonably well dressed, but he felt there was something odd about her from the beginning. She spent a long time looking at the blouses, occasionally eyeing him and giving him a quick smile. Eventually, she chose one.

“I’ll try this one,” she said, opening the door to the changing cubicle and going in.

After a couple of minutes she came out wearing it. “What do you think of the colour?”

“The colour, I don’t know, purple I’d say.”

“No, I mean, does this colour suit me? What do you think?” She span around.

“Oh! Erm, yes, yes I think it does.”

“Right, that’s good,” she said, as she took several more from the rack. She gives him a wink as she goes back in.

With each blouse, she came out asking his opinion, and he was getting fed up with it. He thought, why did she keep coming out and asking me? Didn’t she have a husband or a boyfriend or something; that does that sort of thing?

Once more she came out. She gave him a big grin and he couldn’t help noticing up close that she had strangely pointed teeth and dark bags under her eyes. She is definitely a strange one, he thought.

She stood in front of him again. “What do you think, is it a bit short?”

“Eh! No, I wouldn’t say so, madam. I think it suits you.”

She surprised him by blowing him a small kiss, before returning to the cubicle and gently closing the door.

When she emerged wearing yet another blouse, he couldn’t keep quiet any longer. “Sorry madam,” he said, apologetically, “but don’t you have a mirror in there?”

“Oh! That! Come, let me show you.”

She held the door open for him and he reluctantly went in. She followed him in, pointing at the mirror. He was trying to make sense of the fact that she wasn’t reflected in it, when he heard the soft click of the lock. He turned to see her smiling at him.

With those teeth again…

Warned

She was in two minds about showing up.

She wasn’t at all sure about her date. She’d been told that he was nice, but a bit odd. Anyway, he was right on time when they met. He was very polite. The restaurant he chose was quite classy and the food was great.

They were finishing with coffees when he unexpectedly blurted it out. “What do you know about what happened in Istanbul last night.”

She was intrigued. She said, “Nothing! Why? What happened?”

“I have absolutely no idea,” he said, taking another sip of his coffee.

“You don’t?”

He shrugged. “No. That’s why I asked. You might have known something.”

She finished her coffee and looked forward to leaving. It seemed an age before she was waving goodbye getting on the bus.

She can’t say she wasn’t warned.

Only

He sat looking at his glass.

With a trembling hand, he managed to drain the remains of the second bottle of twelve-year-old scotch whiskey into it. With difficulty, he brought the tumbler to his lips. He sipped shakily as he pushed through his inebriated state to reflect upon the incident that brought him to his present malaise.

He considered that it would take a defrocked Jesuit priest with a predilection for sky-diving, who was an avid fan of reality tv, hated Mexican food, had a sister that he never talked to, had ongoing issues with a fungal infection of his toenails, who was born by Caesarean section under the sign of Capricorn, on a Wednesday morning during a violent storm, and whose dog got run over outside a pawnbrokers shop, that later closed down on account of the owner being arrested and jailed for a series of local burglaries…

…only someone like that could even come close to properly understanding the way he felt when the girl in the laundromat told him to get lost.

Souls

The old man in his rocker reached for the bottle.

He poured a measure of single malt whisky into his glass. He thought about the one that had passed away. God rest his soul, he thought, as he put the glass to his lips. Naturally, there were other passings. Yes, and him, he thought, may he also rest in peace. He poured another to commemorate the sad event. There were so many of them. Ah! Yes, he’s another, God bless. He poured again.

This went on for a further half-hour. So many gone, he thought. So many sombre moments. I wonder why I talk about all of them as hims, he mused, I’m sure there must have been a few ladies among them. He looked at the half empty bottle. The porch was getting chilly. I’m going in now, he decided, and there’s no point in wasting electricity.

Before going in, he got up and switched off the electric mosquito zapper.

Misfortune

It really couldn’t get any worse.

It was a case of one damned thing after another. He sat on the floor of the cave, watching his torch grow dimmer by the minute. He’d been fossicking around in the cave for less than an hour when the cave-in happened. The sound of the rocks crashing down at the entrance and the resulting thunder that roared back through the tunnel had left his ears ringing. He knew that the fading torch meant that his only source of light would soon be gone. Before any of this, the handle came off his little trowel and the strap on his multi-pocketed sample bag had snapped.

He wistfully thought about what might have been. What, he now felt, should have been. He’d been offered a job in his uncle’s company. Nothing more than dull paperwork, nine to five, but steady work. Then, he’d seen the poster, pasted up outside the local Space Research recruitment centre. ‘Work among the stars’ it said. The money was pretty good and the work was in no way arduous. He’d get to fly his own spaceship and take exciting trips in his personal shuttle craft. He’d be happily gathering soil samples from some of the less-visited planets around the outer edge of the galaxy. That wasn’t too bad, was it? At least he was very much his own boss most of the time.

But now, here he was, on this Godforsaken planet, trapped in a cave, in a stuffy space suit, watching his torch flicker. It finally went out!

He sat for a long time, reflecting miserably on his misfortune. As these minutes passed, he became aware of the fact that it wasn’t really dark at all, well, not completely. A faint glimmer was coming from back at the entrance. He carefully crept through the tunnel and discovered a wall of shattered rocks with a fist-sized hole, deep within the pile. It let enough light through for him to survey the area. There was only one option. He needed to start pulling it all apart.

It was obvious that to safely remove sufficient debris to allow him to crawl through was going to take a long time. But, he had heaps of that, he thought. So, he set to, carefully taking out one piece at a time and stacking them back along the wall of the passageway. Hours later, and he had no idea how many, the light failed. It was obviously night outside. Now it really was pitch black. He searched around for a piece of ground that felt as though it was fairly flat, put his head down, and went to sleep.

Naturally, the light woke him. He began the gruelling task again, although he was feeling tired and hungry. This fact seemed to slow him down a lot throughout the second day. But he had no choice about what he was doing, and when the light coming through began to diminish he could see that there was a good chance that one more daytime of work was all that was needed to give him freedom. He worked on until he could no longer see. He settled down to sleep again. He lay thinking about removing the last of the boulders and crawling outside. As he drifted off to sleep, he began to dream about climbing into his comfy chair in the shuttle and setting the controls on the console, with its tiny red light, using the navigation screen to take him back up to a ship that had food, and all the usual creature comforts.

Again, he woke to see the amount of work to be done and began with renewed enthusiasm. He’d only been shifting material for a short time when his dream came back to him. Walking back and forth with his loads he remembered it in more detail; sitting back into the soft, ergonomic seat with the red light showing… wait… showing?

He gently put down the rock he was carrying and stood thinking for a while. Why would he dream about the glowing indicator? After a few minutes he realised that it was because it was real. The light was on! At least, it had been. It was coming back to him now. As he left his seat in front of the console he had seen it. Yes, there was no doubt about it. He had seen the main power indicator glowing with a little red dot, telling him that he hadn’t powered the shuttle down when he left, and that was… he counted… three days ago! His head started to spin. He was giggling to himself when he found his sleeping area. There was no need to rush anymore. He would have a nice lay down.

After all, the only thing waiting for him outside was a one-man scout craft with a flat battery…

Banjo

He was certainly a nasty piece of work, but an absolute whizz on the banjo.

He was always happy to play for any visitors who came through his front door, this being the primary reason he had so many come and go, but there was always the strict rule that nobody touched his precious banjo! This had always been respected on account of the fact that it was quite evident that in all other respects he was not a nice person. Many felt truly saddened when these jolly musical events came to an abrupt end. It wasn’t made clear just how he’d come to meet his maker, but newspaper reports had indicated that it involved a shootout in a nightclub. It had always been suspected that he was a major player in the local drug trade.

Despite the bad publicity, and in memory of so many delightful evenings spent listening to him play, the wake that was held for him attracted a great many followers.

On the day, several eulogies were given and a number of people had brought drink, along with several plates of nicely prepared finger food. For a while, the party atmosphere filled the room with noisy chatter, fond memories and laughter.

This changed unexpectedly, when one of the man’s greatest admirers took the instrument down from the peg on the wall and began to strum a slow tribute to the dead musician.

The first thing they noticed was the heat building up in the room, accompanied by a sulphurous odour. That was when the flames started to appear. These quickly grew and leapt up, skirting the room. That’s when the screaming started. Luckily, somebody managed to get the back door open and amid the chaos of shouting and shrieking, they all managed to get out into the back garden.

This was followed by a great deal of pointless complaining.

After all, it wasn’t as though any of them hadn’t been told…

Worlds

He was standing at the kitchen counter reading the instructions on seed packets.

The forecast said that Sunday was going to be sunny and dry; perfect weather for gardening. According to the descriptions, there were several colours. He wasn’t sure whether he’d sow them in a random fashion or create some sort of colour design. Maybe he could do a little of both, a mix of colours with an emphasis on one. It was quite a large patch of soil. He’d know when the time came. He was squinting at the annoyingly small print on the back of one of them when he felt the tremor.

A figure appeared, just like that!

“I must say, you’ve been busy,” the stranger said, nodding with approval.

Visibly shaken, the man looked at the figure, whoever he was. “What?”

“You know, tomorrow in the garden,” said the other, pointing at the seed packets and smiling.

His fear turning to anger, the man said, “Yes, but I haven’t done it yet! Who the hell are you, anyway? How did you get in here?”

“I know, this is where I have to explain.” He moved closer to the counter and leant on it. “I come from a different world and sometimes these worlds, yours and mine, kind of overlap. I’m sure that must sound pretty weird to you, but time runs backwards in our world. Of course, this seems quite natural from our point of view. Our world… well, it’s very interesting, most of the time, that is. There are other major differences, apart from time running in different directions. One of them is the fact that we know about you, but you don’t know about us. That just happens to be the case, and we don’t know why. Not your problem… ours.

Amazed at his own calmness, the man said, “OK, but what are you doing here?”

“Eh? Nothing really. This thing, this crossover, it just happens. Like I said, we don’t know why.” He moved a couple of packets around. “When it does,” he went on, “we only seem to be able to talk to someone who’s, how can I put it… vulnerable.”

“Vulnerable?”

“Ah! Maybe not vulnerable, more like being open to suggestion. For instance, you seem calm enough, have you been smoking at all?

“I don’t smoke very often, only socially, but I have the feeling you don’t mean that.”

“No, I don’t, most of our contacts are smoking pot or taking illicit drugs or something. If you haven’t, it means you’re a natural.”

“Is that good?”

“Definitely! It means that for the time we have, we can hold a relatively normal conversation. This is good, I’ll be talking about this for weeks; in reverse of course.”

“In reverse?”

“Yes, your future is our past. It’s actually very simple, but I wouldn’t try to work it out, if you know what I mean; considering your situation, you wouldn’t stand a chance!”

The man sighed. “Look, I’m getting really lost here, but I can’t help wondering if any of us visit you during one of these… these crossover things.”

“Oh! Yes, quite often, more often than we are able to visit your world.” The visitor frowned. “That’s another thing we don’t understand.”

At that moment, the room began to vibrate softly and the visitor pulled a sad face as his form started to quiver. His voice began to trail off, as he said, “By the way, I shouldn’t really say this, but the patch of blue in the middle looked really nice.”

With that, he was gone.

Makeup

She knew it was always a critical event.

Preparing for that very significant moment for mum and dad was uppermost in her mind. She knew that looks were everything. When it came to makeup, she was really talented. She warmed her hands under the hot tap and dried them off. Just a small blob of face lotion was enough. She carefully applied an even coating, then with a soft tissue she removed any excess. This was followed by the flesh-coloured foundation cream. Again, this was applied with practiced care and skill. Finally, a last-minute touch up with the hairbrush and she was finished. She would be happy with the viewing now.

She stood back from the coffin.

Voilà! The bullet hole in the centre of the corpse’s forehead was barely noticeable.

Break

It paused, for a moment, the briefest of all possible moments…

It had all been done, yet again. All squared away. Taking a global view, financial institutions across the planet running smoothly, accounts adjusted, salaries paid, commissions calculated, foreign exchanges updated. Internet humming happily; sites, blogs, weather updates, and all manner of multimedia going gang-busters, air traffic controls all in hand, and traffic lights across the continents flashing away.

All social media sites sending and receiving, countless pieces of music, songs, poems, plays, scripts, programmes, movies, emails, news reports and weather warnings. Everything just ticking away; with networks networking, processors processing, repeaters repeating, inputs inputting, output outputting, printers printing, scanners scanning, connecters connecting, collectors collecting, providers providing, savers saving, selectors selecting, assigners assigning, filters filtering, firewalls firewalling, cables cabling, signals signalling and waves waving. A great multitude of digital activities.

A billion of this and a trillion of that.

It really was time for a break…

It switched itself off!