She’d been having no luck at all on the dating site.
She met up with her friend who was interested to hear how it was going. She told her that after giving her details she had a response almost immediately. She put that down to the fact that she cheated a bit with the photo she used. She had made a point of saying that responses from guys with poor eyesight would be viewed favourably.
Her friend asked, “Why did you say that?”
“Well, mainly because of the picture I posted”
Her friend laughed. “One taken ten years ago, I bet.”
“No. Not exactly.”
“What then?”
Looking sheepish, she said, “I used a photo of Charlize Theron.”
“Wow! What did he say?”
“He said it looked like a photo of Charlize Theron.”
“What did you say?”
“I said that I was her twin sister.”
“Oh! Come on. You didn’t!”
“I did.”
“What did he say?”
“Nothing, just logged off.”
