Obnoxious

Before she took on a celebrity status she was regarded as obnoxious; afterwards, more so.

Her transformation started when the tips of her toes turned bright orange. At first, a skin disease was suspected, but this was discounted. This strange discolouration soon progressed to a point where both feet were affected. Whereas most young girls would be mortified by the situation, she revelled in the attention it brought. In fact, when her legs were likewise mysteriously recoloured, she made a point of only wearing skimpy shorts. Being short, skinny and not particularly attractive, this turn of events had fired up an interest in her looks that she would otherwise never have experienced. When the national press finally caught on that something strange and indeed newsworthy was going on, a reporter and a camera crew were dispatched. Much to her delight, she was becoming more and more a person of interest.

As time went on the pigmentation continued to spread slowly up her body, culminating with her head. It was when her face had turned completely orange that more reporters and camera crews were sent. The fact that she had escalated to a point where she was a celebrity, with a fan base that covered all continents, seemed to also go to her head. This newly acquired stardom had the effect of driving her original obnoxious behaviour to the more intense level of insufferable and when her hair turned green overnight this pushed her beyond this, to the point of being positively loathsome…

It was probably as a result of this that nobody was particularly surprised, or concerned, when she ended up being eaten by a very large rabbit.

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